Just in time for Thanksgiving (ironically a similar topic on which you have been subtly brainwashed your whole life to sympathize with the exploiter instead of the exploited), let's put our napkins in our laps as I serve up a heaping helping of the hypocrisy surrounding the discussion of illegal immigration! There appears to be no more popular whipping boys in Conservative discussion circles these days than the "evil illegal immigrants", who apparently spend their time simultaneously stealing all the jobs from hard working Americans while at the same time lazing about doing nothing as they live off the American dole, presumably while twisting their evil villain mustaches and maniacally laughing. They also apparently moonlight as the United States main sources of drug dealers and rapists while concurrently hanging out in hospital beds using up all of America's healthcare resources. Stated simply, Conservatives believe illegal immigrants are America's best multi-t